All of the farmers in a small town had gathered together at the town hall to discuss some improtant farming issues. About midway through the meeting, a wife of one of the farmers stood up and spoke her piece.

One of the farmers, attempting to show the woman to be ignorant on the subject of farming, stands up and says,

"What does she know about anything? I would like to ask her if she knows how many toes a pig has? Well, lady?"

Quick as a flash, the woman replies, "Take off your boots sir, and count them yourself!"