Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Otto.

Otto who?

Otto theft is a serious crime.


Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Midas.

Midas who?

Midas well sit down and relax.


Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Rita.

Rita who?

Rita good book lately?


Knock-knock.

Who's there?

I, Hoyt.

I, Hoyt who?

I hoyt myself. Boo hoo!


Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Phyliss.

Phyliss who?

Phyliss in on the latest gossip.


Knock-knock

Who's there?

Pencil.

Pencil who?

Pencil fall down without your suspenders.


Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Harmony.

Harmony who?

Harmony times do I have to knock before you let me in?