Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings.

One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it.

The next painting is a murky gray color that has drips of purple paint streaked across it.

Liz walks over to the artist and says,

"You know...I don't understand your paintings."

"I paint what I feel inside me," explains the artist.

"Well, have you ever tried Alka-Seltzer?"