Q.  How do you cut a wave?
A.  With a sea saw.

Q.  What do you call a happy Lassie?
A.  A jolly collie.

Q.  Why did the spider have fireflies for dinner?
A.  It wanted to have a light meal.

Q.  Where do hogs keep their money?
A.  In piggy banks.

Q.  What did one penny say to the other penny?
A.  Together we make cents.

Q.  How can you tell when a fax has been sent from a blonde?
A.  It has a stamp on it.

Q.  What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?
A.  A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Q.  Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A.  In case she locks her keys in her car.