A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. Little Christopher, playing in front of his house, saw him and called out. . .

"What've you got in your truck?"

"Fertilizer," the farmer replied.

"What are you going to do with it?" asked Chris

"Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer.

"You ought to live here," Chris advised him. . .

. . . . . "We put sugar and cream on ours."