You Know You Have the Winter Blues When.......
- Sunday, January 09, 2005
You get out of bed in the morning and put on your boots rather than slippers.
Flannel becomes your fashion statement.
6.0! You grade the mailman's form and footwork on the icy steps.
Work is the ' warm ' part of your day.
The snowman you've created is given a name, life history, and an account on ebay.
You take bets with your children on which snowflake will hit the ground first.
Every news cast you sit armed with your rubber-tipped dart gun just waiting for the weatherman to come on.
And finally, when you stick your tongue to a frozen flagpole....and like it.
Submitted by: Kathy
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