HUMPTY DUMPTY'S MOTHER:
Humpty, If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times not to sit on that wall. But would you listen to me? Noooo!

MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER:
Mike, can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?

NAPOLEON'S MOTHER:
All right, Napoleon. If you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove it!

CUSTER'S MOTHER:
Now, George, remember what I told you -- don't go biting off more than you can chew!

ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER:
Again with the stovepipe hat, Abe? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER:
But, Albert, it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something...?

GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER:
The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!

JONAH'S MOTHER:
That's a nice story, but now tell me where you've really been  for the last three days.

SUPERMAN'S MOTHER:
Clark, your father and I have discussed it, and we've decided you can have your own telephone line. Now will you quit spending so much time in all those phone booths?

THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER:
Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb, Thomas. Now turn off that light and get to bed!