Famous Mom Quotes
- Thursday, March 11, 2004
HUMPTY DUMPTY'S MOTHER:
Humpty, If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times not to sit on that wall. But would you listen to me? Noooo!
Mike, can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?
All right, Napoleon. If you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove it!
Now, George, remember what I told you -- don't go biting off more than you can chew!
ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER:
Again with the stovepipe hat, Abe? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?
ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER:
But, Albert, it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something...?
GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER:
The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!
That's a nice story, but now tell me where you've really been for the last three days.
Clark, your father and I have discussed it, and we've decided you can have your own telephone line. Now will you quit spending so much time in all those phone booths?
THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER:
Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb, Thomas. Now turn off that light and get to bed!
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