Jest For Kids - The Riddles
- Friday, April 22, 2005
What do you say to a chicken before a performance?
"Break an egg!" Josh, 10)
How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair! (Daily Groaner)
What stays in the corner but travels around the world?
A stamp! (Tayler, 10)
What did one penny say to the other?
Lets make some cents. (Cydney,9)
What is the difference between mass and weight?
Mass is where Catholics go on Sunday and weight is where sundaes go
on Catholics. (Tim Davis)
What do you call a person who washes whales?
A blubber scrubber (Betty Debnam: Mighty Funnies)
What's a fish's favorite TV show?
Name that Tuna (Eddie, 11)
Why are movie stars so cool?
Because they have many fans! (Daily Groaner)
What washes up on small beaches?
Microwaves (Dorian, 11)
Where did the tree trimmer apply for a bank loan?
At the branch office (Jumble: Arnold & Argirlon)
Which line did the comedian stand in at the dance?
The punch line (Laura, 11)
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a millipede?
Drumsticks for everyone. (Guadalupe, 7)
Which building has the most stories?
The library (Steven, 9)
Source: Arizona Humor, http://groups.yahoo.com/group/arizona_humor/
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