Even though its a cool idea, grape jelly cannot substitute for toothpaste.

If you bring your favorite book into the bathtub with you, it WILL get wet.

Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.

Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

Puppies still have bad breath even after eating tic tacs.

School lunches stick to the wall.

Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap.