• The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning.
  • For a child to become clean, something else must become dirty.
  • Toys multiply to fill any space available.
  • The longer it takes you to make a meal, the less your child will like it.
  • Yours is always the only child who doesn't behave.
  • If the shoe fits...it's expensive.
  • The surest way to get something done is to tell a child not to do it.
  • The gooier the food, the more likely it is to end up on the carpet.
  • Backing the car out of the driveway causes your child to have to go to the bathroom.