While in Atlanta on vacation, Little Johnny's Daddy took one afternoon to see historic sites downtown.

Two young families were also in line to the see the sites. Little Johnny struck up a conversation with one of the boys in line.

"My name is Kilroy. What's yours?" asked the first boy.

"Johnny".

"My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Pop do for a living?" asked.

Little Johnny replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer."

"Honest?" asked Kilroy.

Johnny replied, "No, just the regular kind."