ACURA:
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
AUDI:
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
DODGE:
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dead On the Day Guarantee Expires
FIAT:
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD:
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
GM:
Garbage Motors
Gluteus Maximus
HONDA:
Hallmark Of Non-Destructible Automobiles
HYUNDAI:
Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive...
MOPAR:
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
Miscellaneous Odd Parts Assembled Ridiculously
TOYOTA:
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO:
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
PORSCHE:
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
