Ignorance of these laws is not an excuse!
    
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.
    
If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
    
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the behind.
 
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
    
Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
    
When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
    
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a fool about it.

Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.

You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.
    
If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
    
At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.
    
When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.