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- Saturday, October 01, 2005
Q: How many Spaniards does it take to change a lightbulb?
Q: How many Canadian civil servants does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to replace the bulb. Un autre pour le remplacer encore une fois, mais en français.
Q: How many South Carolinians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but first he declares that it is his right to do it himself without federal interference, then he secedes from the Union when the Feds try to send in troops. He gets all his neighbors to fight with him, they lose a long and bloody war at the end of which his house is burned down. What was the question again?
Q: How many North Carolinians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: You know, those South Carolina boys get us into more trouble....
Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: VE ARE ASKINK ZE QVESTIONS HERE!!!
Q: How many Italian-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss' secretary's sister's next door neighbor's priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Seargant-of-Arms' nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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