New TV Shows
- Friday, April 01, 2005
Shows that may be appearing on TV soon, as a result of the electronic and computer age:
Modem, She Wrote: Each week, our intrepid detective tries to solve the ultimate mystery: why her modem won't ever connect at 56k.
Micro-CHiPs: Ponch and Jon now patrol the Information Superhighway.
Carly's Angels: Chief exec Carly Fiorina instructs her team of three vixen market analysts on how to
prop up HP's sagging stock price.
Hawaii 6.0: An upgraded version of the classic series. Steve McGarrett goes surfing for bad guys online.
T. J. Hacker: A retired cop, with an uncanny resemblance to James T. Kirk, takes up computer hacking to track down the miscreants who canceled his TV show.
The Excel Files: Inexplicable things are happening to the data in Microsoft Excel spreadsheets. Can this puzzle be solved? The truth is out there.
The AOL-Team: Each week, AOL, Time Warner, Netscape, and Mr. TT unite to promote corporate mergers and make the world safe for capitalism.
Magnum, PC: This series about a crime-solving personal computer that goes by the code name Deep Blue is
based in beautiful Hawaii. Season finale cliff-hanger: Will Deep Blue be seduced by the wily charms of
the Texas Instruments Speak 'n' Spell?
The Incredible Bulk: The exciting adventures of Windows, which just keeps growing and growing.
Buffy the Virus Slayer: Buffy and her fearless gang of antivirus definitions stalk and kill VBS files--
no small feat while wearing a halter top and high-heeled boots.
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