Puns. . . . .
- Sunday, December 22, 2002
What do you get when you cross a humming bird with a doorbell? ... A humdinger.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? ... Half way.
What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie? A dog that runs for help ... after he bites your leg off.
The world's full of apathy, but I don't care.
I'm still not sure if I understand ambiguity.
I have a twin brother; he's identical, but I'm not.
Don't be redundant by repeating yourself. Twice.
I am becoming increasingly worried and concerned that there isn't enough anxiety in my life.
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