If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

What do you get when you cross a humming bird with a doorbell? ... A humdinger.

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? ... Half way.

What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie? A dog that runs for help ... after he bites your leg off.

The world's full of apathy, but I don't care.

I'm still not sure if I understand ambiguity.

I have a twin brother; he's identical, but I'm not.

Don't be redundant by repeating yourself. Twice.

I am becoming increasingly worried and concerned that there isn't enough anxiety in my life.