- Monday, November 15, 2004
Someone wondered what kind of messages a wordprocessor would give when exiting without saving the file if the programmer was of one of various Christian denominations:
Non-sectarian: Do you wish to Save your work?
Roman-Catholic: Registry indicates user is female; only males are allowed to Save.
Anglican: Your work may or may not be Saved
Lutherian: If you don't follow the instruction manual, don't expect your work to be Saved.
Mennonite: Document contains the word "dancing"; it cannot be Saved
J. Witness: You are user 144,001; your work cannot be Saved
Mormon: Could we interest you in Saving your work?
Millenarian: It is almost to late to Save your work
S. Baptist: If your work was not Saved, it is because you are evil.
TV Preacher: This program has made mistakes in the past, but it will try to Save *this* file.
Born-again: Before Saving your work, this proram will erase all existing data. Proceed?
Faith healers: If you believe your work will be Saved, it will be Saved.
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