HOTEL: "Help!" We need inn - experienced people
BUTCHER'S WINDOW: Pleased to meat you
AUTO BODY SHOP: May we have the next dents?
SIGN IN AN OFFICE: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left
VETERINARIANS WAITING ROOM: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
AT THE ELECTRIC COMPANY: "We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be"
BEAUTY SHOP: Dye now!
GARBAGE TRUCK: We've got what it takes to take what you've got
COMPUTER STORE: "Out for a quick byte"
RESTAURANT WINDOW: Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up
BOWLING ALLEY: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop
CAFETERIA: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want
MUSIC LIBRARY: Bach in a minuet
FUNERAL HOME: Drive carefully, we'll wait
