HOTEL: "Help!" We need inn - experienced people

BUTCHER'S WINDOW: Pleased to meat you

AUTO BODY SHOP: May we have the next dents?

SIGN IN AN OFFICE: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left

VETERINARIANS WAITING ROOM: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

AT THE ELECTRIC COMPANY: "We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be"


GARBAGE TRUCK: We've got what it takes to take what you've got

COMPUTER STORE: "Out for a quick byte"

RESTAURANT WINDOW: Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up

BOWLING ALLEY: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop

CAFETERIA: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want

MUSIC LIBRARY: Bach in a minuet

FUNERAL HOME: Drive carefully, we'll wait