Signs You Are A Lead Footed Driver
- Sunday, December 07, 2003
- You are the first person to be put on the FBI's most wanted list just for speeding.
- Your friends car pool with you, not to save gas, but to save time.
- You need three states just to go on a joy ride.
- You have a suspended drivers license in all 50 states.
- When you stop, you leave a mile long skid mark.
- You married your wife because she had a corvette.
- Your bumper sticker says, "My other car is even faster".
- You get blisters from your gas pedal.
- Your car won't start unless it has 110 octane gas in it.
- You get pulled over, even when you're not speeding, just to get a warning not to speed.
- You always leave at the last minute...but you are never late.
- Your friends leave an hour before you do just so you can meet them at the same time.
- You don't just wear a seatbelt...you wear a crash helmet.
- Your speed gauge is stuck in the max speed position.
- You can go through three drive throughs at the same time.
- There is a radar detector named after you.
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