Signs Your Swimming Pool Needs Cleaning
- Monday, October 25, 2004
That green tarp covering your pool? Look again, Sparky.
Neighborhood kids ask if they can jump on your trampoline.
Skipping rocks across it causes sparks.
New algae species attract a Discovery Channel film crew to your backyard.
The Grim Reaper shows up in his Speedo.
"DREDGE ME" spelled out in algae on the bottom.
You can walk on the water, even though you're only the son of Gus.
Your recently installed pool filter resembles the Marlboro Man's chest x-ray.
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