Sign on road: 'MEN SHOULD BE WORKING.'

Sign in shoe shop window: 'COME IN AND HAVE A GOOD FIT.'

Sign at soft drink stand: 'THIRST COME; THIRST SERVED.'

Sign in a barber shop: 'I TRIM EVERYONE.'

On a tombstone: 'I EXPECTED THIS BUT NOT QUITE YET.'

Sign on a bench: 'WET PAINT. WATCH IT OR WEAR IT.'

Sign on a garage: 'DON'T SMOKE AROUND THE GASOLINE TANK.IF YOUR LIFE ISN'T WORTH ANYTHING GASOLINE IS!'

In a shoe shop: 'ONE SHOE SHINED FREE.' and 'WE SAVE SOLES.'

Merchandise wanted ad: 'PIANO WANTED BY LADY WITH MAHOGANY LEG.'