- Thursday, March 31, 2005
Sign on road: 'MEN SHOULD BE WORKING.'
Sign in shoe shop window: 'COME IN AND HAVE A GOOD FIT.'
Sign at soft drink stand: 'THIRST COME; THIRST SERVED.'
Sign in a barber shop: 'I TRIM EVERYONE.'
On a tombstone: 'I EXPECTED THIS BUT NOT QUITE YET.'
Sign on a bench: 'WET PAINT. WATCH IT OR WEAR IT.'
Sign on a garage: 'DON'T SMOKE AROUND THE GASOLINE TANK.IF YOUR LIFE ISN'T WORTH ANYTHING GASOLINE IS!'
In a shoe shop: 'ONE SHOE SHINED FREE.' and 'WE SAVE SOLES.'
Merchandise wanted ad: 'PIANO WANTED BY LADY WITH MAHOGANY LEG.'
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