--Wait a minute, if that's his spleen, then what's this?

--Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingie.

--Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

--Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

--Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.

--What's this doing here?

--I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

--Somebody call the janitor -- we're going to need a mop.

--I sure wish I had my glasses.

--Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all.

--Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

--Sterile, shmerile. The floor's clean enough.

--Anyone see where I left my scalpel?

--Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

--What do you mean you want a divorce?!