Once over the hill, you pick up speed.

If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.

I know God won't give me more than I can handle. I just wish He didn't trust me so much.

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

Do you believe in love at first sight ... or should I walk by you again?

If the shoe fits . . . buy it in every color.

If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.