Signs Your Garage Needs to Be Cleaned
- Sunday, March 14, 2004
- It just entered itself in the heavyweight division on BattleBots.
- I don't care what mortgage company you use, they're not going to ask for paycheck stubs from anything earlier than the Eisenhower administration.
- Environmentalists picket in your driveway to save the old-growth cobwebs.
- You have 12 leaf rakes with a total of 19 tines.
- Your missing son emerges twelve years after disappearing with a tale of being raised by boxes and old exercise equipment.
- Cockroaches won't go in there without 12 pairs of tiny rubber gloves on.
- "Antique Road-show" holds a live broadcast from your driveway.
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