The Funny . . .
- Monday, January 17, 2005
What do prisoners use to call each other?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
What do you call Santa's helpers?
What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
What do you get from a pampered cow?
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka.
and what kind of lettuce? Iceberg.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
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