* Money doesn't bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places.  

* Your conscience may not keep you from doing wrong, but it sure keeps you from enjoying it.  

* Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.  

* Misers aren't much fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.  

* Be careful what rut you choose. You may be in it the rest of your life.  

* The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.  

* When you see the handwriting on the wall, you can bet you're in a public restroom.  

* Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.  

* The real reason you can't take it with you is that it goes before you do.  

* Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.  

* Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.  

* A closed mouth gathers no feet.  

* A man (or woman) who can smile when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.  

* A modern pioneer is a woman who can get through a rainy Saturday with a television on the blink.  

* The world is full of willing people: some willing to work and some willing to let them.  

* Money isn't everything....there's credit cards, money orders, and travelers checks.