10. At the movies. Unless your conversation will be funnier than what I'm seeing on the big screen.

9. During a funeral. Pay your respects with your heart, not your ringtones.

8. In a meeting. Especially if you've called it. Or if your boss is there.

7. In the hospital delivery room. Especially if it's your wife (and child) on the table.

6. At a restaurant. Unless you're calling the waitperson because your coffee cup has been empty longer than two minutes.

5. At a wedding. The only rings here should be the ones on the happy couple's fingers.

4. In a museum. You're there to use your eyes, not your ears.

3. While driving. You may like the challenge of handling a cell phone, a steaming cup of coffee, the morning paper, and a 4,000 pound vehicle all at the same time, but it just ain't safe.

2. In the bedroom. Do I really have to explain this?

AND THE NUMBER ONE TIME TO NEVER USE YOUR CELL PHONE

1. In worship. God may call you, but he won't do it through Verizon.