Your Money...

It can buy a house . . . . . but not a home.
It can buy a bed . . . . . but not sleep.
It can buy a clock . . . . . but not time.
It can buy a book . . . . . but not knowledge.
It can buy a position . . . . . but not respect.
It can buy medicine . . . . . but not health.
It can buy blood . . . . . but not life.
It can buy sex . . . . . but not love.
So you see, money isn't everything and it often causes pain and suffering.

I tell you all this because I am your Friend, as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering....

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you. CASH ONLY  PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The sooner , the better.