- Wednesday, January 19, 2005
This truck has been in 15 accidents...and hasn't lost one yet..
Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!
Faster than a speeding ticket!
Adults are just kids with money.
T.G.I.F Thank God I'm Female.
They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a bus hit mine.
Your lucky color has faded.
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