I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.

Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) - Someone other than you.

Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card! ) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

We've been friends for a very long time...
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?

I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
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Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder...!
(Inside card) - What was I thinking?

Congratulations on your wedding day!...
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband!