* Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

* Death to all fanatics!

* An oral contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.

* If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure.

* I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!

* The shortest distance between two points is how far apart they are.

* Grammar has gots to be one of the most importantest things ever!

* I am becoming increasingly worried that there isn't enough anxiety in my life.

* I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid.

* Always remember you're unique....just like everyone else.