Q.  What do TV reporters wear under their pants?
A.  News briefs!

Q.  What do you get if you cross an electrician and an athlete?
A.  A shock jock.

Q.  Who styles Bugs Bunny's fur?
A.  A Hollywood haredresser.

Q.  What kind of shirts does Robin Hood like to wear?
A.  Arrow shirts.

Q.  What two religions originated in San Francisco?
A. The Quakers and the Shakers.

Q. Who are the patron saints of vacations?
A.  St Thomas, St. Croix, and San Juan.

Q.  What do frogs wear for a night out on the town?
A.  Jumpsuits.

Q.  How can you tell you have a slow dog?
A.  He brings you yesterday's paper.