A Letter To the American People

Dear Americans,

During the Clinton Administration I had an extremely good and well paying job. I took numerous vacations and had several vacation homes.

Since President Bush took office, I have watched my entire life change for the worse. I lost my job. I lost my two sons in that terrible Iraqi War.

I lost my homes. I lost my health insurance. As a matter of fact, I lost virtually everything and became homeless.

Adding insult to injury, when the authorities found me living like an animal, instead of helping me, they arrested me.

I will do anything to insure President Bush's defeat in the next election.

I will do anything that Senator Kerry wants, to insure that a Democrat is back in the White House come next year. Bush has to go.

I just thought you and your readers would like to know how one senior citizen views the Bush Administration.

Thank you for taking the time to read my letter. And remember that a vote against Bush is a vote for me!

Sincerely,
Saddam Hussein