The  Presidential election was too close to call. Neither the Republican candidate nor the Democratic candidate had enough votes to win.. There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things. The candidate that caught the most fish at the end of the week would win the election.
   
Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the winner.
   
After much of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Minnesota.
   
There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this isolated lake and return at 5 P.M. with their catch for counting and verification by a team of neutral parties. At the end of the first day, George W. returned to the starting line and he had ten fish.
   
Soon, John Kerry returned and had no fish. Well, everyone assumed he was just having another 'bad hair' day or something and hopefully, he would catch up the next day.
   
At the end of the 2nd day George W. came in with 20 fish and John Kerry came in again with none.
   
That evening, Bill Clinton got together secretly with John and said, "John, I think George W. is a low-life, cheatin' son-of-a-gun. I want you to go out tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy
on him and see just how he is cheating."
   
The next night (after George W. returns with 50 fish), Bill Clinton said to John, "Well, tell me, how is George W. cheating?"
   
John replied, "Bill, you're not going to believe this, but he's cutting holes in the ice."