Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House.

The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

Ouch! Says Hillary, I don't know about that.

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears.  Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people." Ohhh! I really don't want to do that.

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears....  Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."