A New Mexico Congresswoman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York." the agent was at a loss for words.

Finally, the agent: "Are you sure that's the name of the town?"

"Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the lady.

After some searching, the agent came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Rhino anywhere."

The lady retorted, "Oh don't be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!"

The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?"

"That's it! I knew it was a big animal," she admitted!!!

. . . . Should we be worried about the state of the union?