Bill Clinton, George W Bush, Janet Reno and Bo Derek were all traveling somewhere in the same train compartment. After several minutes of the trip, the train passed through a dark tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When the train left the tunnel, Clinton has a big red hand-print on his cheek.

Jan Reno thought: "That dirt-bag Clinton laid his hands on Bo Derek and she slapped him."

Bo Derek thought: "I bet that sleaze-ball Clinton tried to touch me, but put his hand on Janet Reno by mistake... and she slapped him."

Bill Clinton thought:  "George W must have put his hand on Bo Derek and she slapped me by mistake."

George W Bush thought: "I hope we go through another tunnel soon, so I can smack Clinton again."