- Thursday, July 01, 2004
Bill Clinton, George W Bush, Janet Reno and Bo Derek were all traveling somewhere in the same train compartment. After several minutes of the trip, the train passed through a dark tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When the train left the tunnel, Clinton has a big red hand-print on his cheek.
Jan Reno thought: "That dirt-bag Clinton laid his hands on Bo Derek and she slapped him."
Bo Derek thought: "I bet that sleaze-ball Clinton tried to touch me, but put his hand on Janet Reno by mistake... and she slapped him."
Bill Clinton thought: "George W must have put his hand on Bo Derek and she slapped me by mistake."
George W Bush thought: "I hope we go through another tunnel soon, so I can smack Clinton again."
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