Here are some "Murphy's Laws for Churches."

Video projectors always work before the program begins.

The probability of the preacher tripping over the mike cord is greater on "Bring A Friend" Sunday than any other week.

The largest Bible Class will show up when the teacher feels his/her worst.

No matter how many bulletins you print, you'll always need one more.

A member living 15 miles away will be 15 minutes early; members living two blocks will be 15 minutes late.

The shorter the agenda, the longer the business meeting.

When you answer the Bible teacher's question right, nobody remembers; when you are wrong, nobody forgets.

The furnace only fails when the outside temperature is more than 20 degrees below zero.