Sunday School Students Tell About the Bible
- Sunday, January 23, 2005
~ When the three wise guys from the East Side arrived, they found Jesus in the manager. Jesus was born because Mary had an emaculate contraption.
~ St. John, the Blacksmith, dumped water on his head.
~ Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you. He also explained, "Man doth not live by sweat alone."
~ It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.
~ The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.
~ A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.
~ The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
~ One of the opossums was St. Matthew, who was by profession a taximan.
~ When Mary heard that she was the Mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.
~ St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.
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