~ When the three wise guys from the East Side arrived, they found Jesus in the manager. Jesus was born because Mary had an emaculate contraption.
 
~ St. John, the Blacksmith, dumped water on his head.
 
~ Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you. He also explained, "Man doth not live by sweat alone."
 
~ It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.
 
~ The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.
 
~ A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.
 
~ The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
 
~ One of the opossums was St. Matthew, who was by profession a taximan.
 
~ When Mary heard that she was the Mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.
 
~ St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.