Ski Lift Troubles
- Thursday, May 22, 2003
"I don't need a ticket to ride this tow."
At this, the tow operator produced an ax and, with two blows, deftly chopped off the fronts of his partner's skis, just ahead of his toes.
With the crowd of skiers staring in amazement, the operator lowered his ax and turned to the crowd, "Anyone else out there who doesn't have a lift ticket?"
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