Bless Our Detroit Lions
- Friday, January 28, 2005
Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Detroit Lions.
Q: How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?
A: To Ford Field - they never get a touchdown there!
Q: What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q: What do the Lions and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
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