Boating Short Takes
- Wednesday, August 06, 2003
Always stay at least five boat-lengths behind the whale in front of you.
While sinking to the bottom of a lake or ocean, screaming does not help.
Drowning can cause severe shortness of breath. And you don't even want to think about what it does to your complexion.
Always wear a life jacket in case you fall overboard.
Also, it's a good idea to take along something to read, in case you're swallowed by a whale. Most whales seem to enjoy Moby Dick.
Boating while intoxicated is not illegal in some states, but it's really stupid in all of them.
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