At the end of the college year, a star football player celebrated the relaxation of team curfew by attending a late night campus party.
  
Soon after arriving, he became captivated by a beautiful young thing and eased into a conversation with her by asking if she met many dates at parties.

"Oh, I have a 3.9, so I'm much more attracted to the strong academic types than to dumb party animals," she said. "What's your G.P.A.?"
  
Grinning from ear to ear, the jock boasted, "I get about 27 in the city and 38 on the highway."