A husband and wife were playing golf on the ninth green when she collapsed from a heart attack.

"Please dear, I need some help" she said.

The husband ran off saying "I'll go get help".

A little while late he returned, picked up his club and began to line up his shot on the green.

His wife, still on the ground, raised up her head and asked "I may be dying and you're putting?"

"Don't worry dear. I found a doctor on the second hole who said he would come and help."

"The second hole?" she replied "When is he coming?"

"Hey! I told you not to worry." he said, practice stroking his putt.

"Everyone's already agreed to let him play through."