I've been reading a new book, if any of you would like to borrow it just let me know. It's called the "Useful Golf Book".  It contains some really good articles such as:  

* How to Line Up Your Fourth Putt  

* How to hit a Nike from the rough when you hit a Titleist from the tee  

* How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in the bunker  

* How to get more distance off the shank  

* Proper etiquette when you are playing with a complete jerk  

* Crying and how to handle it  

* How to rationalize a 7-hour round  

* How to find the ball that everyone else saw go in the water  

* Why your spouse no longer cares that you birdied the 4th  

* How to let a foursome play through your twosome without getting embarrassed  

* How to relax when you're hitting five off the tee