- Wednesday, October 26, 2005
With apologies to anyone from Cleveland....
Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Cleveland Browns.
Q: How do you keep a Cleveland Browns out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Cleveland in case of a tornado?
A: To The Browns Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
Q: What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: Why doesn't Canton have a professional football team?
A: Because then Cleveland would want one.
Q: What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: How many Cleveland Browns does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.
Q: What do the Cleveland Browns and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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