You Might Be Irish If...
- Saturday, October 09, 2004
You think tea is tint for an aquarium.
You think St. Patrick's Day is THE major holiday of the year.
You think singing songs in a strange dialect is a God-given right.
You believe God created Ireland and the rest happened by accident.
You think water is only for fish
You think all beautiful women are Irish.
You think Boston is in Ireland.
You think English is a foreign language.
You think England is the place you're condemned to if you're bad.
You think Dublin is the world capital.
You know what St. Stephen's Day is.
You think that New Year's resolutions are fine -- for that night!
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