Handy Man Wanted
- Friday, April 02, 2004
A fellow sees a job published on a building site which read:
"Handy man wanted - Apply within"
So he ambles inside and the following dialogue with the Site Manager takes place:
Manager: Can you drive a forklift?
Manager: Can you lay brick?
Manager: Can you do minor electrical work?
Manager: Can you finish drywall?
Applicant: Uh, Nope
Manager: Have you done any plumbing?
Applicant: Hmmnn... Nope
Manager: So, what's handy about you, buddy?
Applicant: I only live 'bout 7 minutes up the road.
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