- Thursday, April 22, 2004
Harry came into the office an hour late for the third time in a week. "What's the story this time, Harry?" his boss asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good excuse for a change."
Harry sighed, "Everything went wrong this morning, boss. The wife decided to
drive me to the station. She got ready in ten minutes but then the drawbridge got stuck. I swam across the river -- see? My suit's still damp -- ran out to the airport, got a ride on Mr. Trump's helicopter, landed on top of Radio City Music Hall, and was carried here piggyback by one of the Rockettes."
"You'll have to do better than that, Harry," said the boss. "No woman can
get ready in ten minutes!"
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