A young lady applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview went.  She said, "Pretty good, but if I get the job, I won't get a vacation unless I'm married."

Her mother had never heard of such a thing and asked, "Is that what they told you?"

The young lady replied, "No, they didn't tell me that, but on the application it said that vacation time is not available until after your first anniversary."